- It’s not the meat it’s the motion!
Granted, these are words that typically only men with small penis’s hear. However, even for me, Big Frank, who is completely satisfied with his endowment can experience the shrinking feeling when I hear a woman saying those dreaded words “size doesn’t matter”. And, the worst part is, women are well aware of this! It is the worst and remember while it may be a lie, if the size was that detrimental to her, she would let you member towards hers!
- You are the best!
You’ve just undressed one another and have experienced what you thought was great sex…and you spark when she whispers “you are the best”. Well, don’t get too pumped, you can expect to hear this from your partner as she should be polite enough not to hurt your manhood and hopefully be intelligent enough not to bring up her criticisms or to talk about your sexual prowess or lack of right after having engaged in sex. If you begin to notice a cycle of “your the best” without really experiencing the passion that goes along with the “best” sex then you likely are hearing lies…and you may just find that she is faking her orgasm- remember the two go hand in hand!
- Yes, I had an orgasm
There is not a woman on earth who has not said this lie! Will it help the relationship? Definitely not. While the woman may be covering her guilt that she really isn’t “the right partner” or doesn’t want to hurt your feelings or want to be “your woman” you can expect to be told this lie at least once in your life!
- Go have fun with the guys
Sure, she sounds like an understandable mate and just made the girl of your dreams but none the less this is a lie. There is not a woman on earth that wants to hear “thanks honey” but instead “I’d rather be with you”. Remember though, although she wants you to have a great time just don’t have too much fun and come home with a grin plastered onto your face that she hasn’t put there, you will find that you build yourself a sinking ship! The woman always wants to feel that you are just secondary without her and if you come home with a smile plastered on your face and a spirit that is high she definitely will be miserable. Remember; when you get home ALWAYS tell
her “I missed you, babe”
- I swear, I’m not going to get mad
This is one of the BIGGEST lies women tell and one that gets the men in the HOTTEST water! Whatever you do, DON’T FALL FOR IT! Especially when you know you should keep your mouth shut. This line is a trap and a trap that may have you in the doghouse for days. This is just a means of the woman getting you to fess up and once she has the ammunition on you it is all over!
- Forgive and forget
As a guy you believe it. We’ve gotten through it, it is over, everything is fine. But as
a woman, there is a constant tab she keeps and pulls out every time she gets upset with you even if it is years later. So, be careful…she may love you, but when you neglect her or have an outing the first thing you are going to hear about is all those wonderful obstacles that you have overcome and what a slouch you are!
- No, I’m not mad
These words are as dangerous as a man walking with a target on his back. When a woman says she is not mad it definitely means she is livid. You know she should be mad, how can she not be? Remember, she is a woman and when things get too upsetting she grins and bares it! Yes, another one of those qualities women possess…BUT, not without a price! If you hear her saying she’s not mad, knowing darn right that she should be, then do everything in your power to make her happy. Buy her roses, smother her with affection, cook her dinner, whatever it takes, just avoid the final scene when she manages to cluster everything together and haul off on you knowing she can knock you ten feet under without being emotional.
- I don’t know if I want to get married
This has got to be a LIE! Especially the man you are! Besides who doesn’t know if they want to get married or not. It is a simple yes or no. So, if you are hearing I don’t know then it is a lie and the answer is NO! Even worst, if you are falling, realize a couple things, woman can be as deceitful as men and she may just be using you for sex and a night out here and there. There is the flip side as well and that is she may be afraid if she opens up and talks marriage then you may turn and run the other way. If the woman doesn’t want to get married she will not pause and say I don’t know.
- I love you as you are
This is one of the BIGGEST lies women tell! Why? Because face it, since you’ve met her she has wanted to replace the pictures in your house, change your clothing, get you a new hair style and is constantly gearing you to what she wants you to be…no matter how subtle these changes may be they occur and when they do, you know that yes, she is lying.
- I love your friends
Another area where women are always found lying. Women are not stupid they know how to play their cards and they know that if your friends love her she has it made! However, remember, her intelligence and this may be a lie, but let it go! You’d rather have someone lying to you here then saying I hate your friends I don’t want you around them over they are great, have a good time. Just be careful not to put them before her and you will have it made!
