Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Charlie Sheen: Dumped by Natalie Kenly, Killed by 'Two and a Half Men'


The hard times continue for Charlie Sheen. He was dumped by one of his goddesses back in April, and now it looks as though his other brainwashed sex slave has decided to free herself from the warlock's winning ways. Worse still, it looks as though the producers of Two and a Half Men are planning to kill off his character to ensure Sheen will never be able to return to the hit sitcom that revived his career. #Winning?

Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly

Natalie Kenly, the former pot model who gained national attention as one of the Sheenius' sister-wives, has finally come to her senses and realized she can do a lot better than a washed-up, coked-out, soon to be broke and irrelevant egomaniac. TMZ reports Charlie didn't take the break-up well, demanding that Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her, and telling friends that getting dumped is "not a common thing for the Masheen." Really? I would've imagined that d-bags who refer to themselves by idiotic nicknames get dumped all the time.

But the more damaging blow may have come from CBS execs who announced their intention to ensure that Sheen would never return to the hit show he so publicly trashed by killing off his popular lead character, Charlie Harper. CBS insiders claim the much-anticipated season premiere of Two and Half Men will begin with the other man and a half learning of Sheen's character's unexpected death, followed by the news that Ashton Kutcher will be buying their house and taking Charlie's place. Sounds good to me. Hopefully, they kill him off in the violent manner befitting a tiger-blooded warlock.

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