Er, well actually no she doesn?t but as we all know Kate Moss is too cool for smiles (she?ll probably just pout in her wedding photos) inside however we should imagine she?s bubbling with excitement about her upcoming nuptials.
Yes, in just two days from now Mossy will become Kate Hince after tying the knot with long term boyfriend Jamie, and the latest bullshit story to do the rounds about her wedding (courtesy of the Daily Star of course) is that she?s hired transvestite chaperones for the occasion.
Apparently said female impersonators will be towering above attendees in giant high heels and will escort guests to and from the bogs. Kate?s also apparently hired (or so claim the Daily Star again) naked muscle men to parade around with fake tattoos of her and Jamie?s faces on their chests and back.
Finally the supermodel will be topping off the day (say the Daily Star) by having a naked woman dance around in a champagne glass while surrounded by pink smoke, plus there will also be a trapeze artists who?ll strip while doing her act.
Sounds like an understated and, most importantly, classy affair.
Source: http://www.mrpaparazzi.com//blog/index.aspx?postID=15511
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