Despite using a wall to support herself as she stumbled out of a restaurant Wednesday night, Lindsay Lohan has denied that she celebrated the end of her house arrest by getting completely sh!t-hammered.
At this point, Lindsay talks only in BS excuses, so naturally she had a prepared response to accusations that she's back to her lushy ways. In fact, she had so many good excuses that she couldn't decide which one to use! Today, Lindsay Tweeted, "IT WAS A GOING AWAY DINNER, THAT WAS IT. Nothing exciting happened aside from the very yummy hummus and pita. If anyone caused me to nearly fall it was the psychotic paparazzi."
I love how she tells us it was a going away dinner, as though it wasn't possible for her to get drunk because someone is moving out of town. What's really great about this excuse it that it's actually Lindsay's second attempt. TMZ reports that yesterday, she told friends "the reason she stumbled wasn’t because of alcohol — it was because her friend’s husband jumped in front of her unexpectedly, and she tripped."
I guess they're both believable excuses, but they'd be more believable if 1.) she had picked one story and stuck with it, and 2.) she wasn't Lindsay Lohan. Anyone taking bets on how long she'll stay a free woman? I give her a week.
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