The weather is warm outside and your girlfriend might be pestering you to take you out to the beach during the afternoon or in the evening. Even if you don’t like the sand or are ashamed to show off your body, here are some tips to prepare for the ultimate beach date experience for your date.
Find a beach. The first step and most obvious one is to actually find a beach. You might be landlocked in Oklahoma and might not have an ocean or lake nearby, but do your best searching. You don’t need to live in Florida or New Jersey to find some sand. A simple lake side atmosphere will do the trick. A nice weekend trip to a coast or to the Gulf of Mexico can also impress your date.
Dress properly. You don’t have to tan every part of your body and catch as much rays as possible. You can wear attire to cover up physical parts of your body you are not so proud about without being too obvious. For example, a slightly oversized T-shirt can cover your beer belly. If you are ashamed about your legs, you can pick up a pair of those shorts that go right down to your ankles.
Prepare to show off your girlfriend. She will want to go to the beach to enjoy the sand and sun and enjoy a swim in the sea, ocean, or lake. You are going to the beach so you can say “she’s with me”. Make sure you perfect your “I’m with her” look and ask her to wear her finest swimsuit and stay in top form. Just be close by to her since you don’t want an old high school bully to come and steal her away from you.
Come up with some beach activities. Building a sandcastle or burying each other in the sand could provide a fun atmosphere on a beach date. Nothing screams power and reliability like a guy who can build a huge colossal sand castle with a 4 car garage and a patio. Women love providers and this shows that to her. Of course putting this much time into building such a masterpiece and leave your girlfriend board and unsupervised, so try gathering up some slave labor help from some kids to put together a dream sand home to show off to your girl.
Learn how to act in slow motion. Remember in Baywatch how the opening scenes show beautiful men and women running in slow motion? No woman can resist a man who perfected his slow motion while everyone else in moving in real time. Be relaxed and laid back, after all, it’s a beach.
